At work I like to label spindles of blank CDs The Best of the Doors.

millions of people knowing your name

Fuck that; conservatives are destroying our PRESENT.

The only bland Eno I’m interested in is Music for Airports.

Passive resistance is for idiots. Got it.

The Four Horsemen “broke” Dusty Rhodes’ arm in the parking lot of a TV studio in 1986.

If you read the ruling you will see that the witnesses argues that they could be found in contempt of court for discussing details of the case with their families, therapists, or law enforcement officials. This is way beyond the acceptable scope of a gag order to preserve a jury pool. The case law the judge cited…

But the private middlemen own the politicians.

Anyone who has every been on Deadspin during normal business hours on a weekday knows that this “productivity loss” is bullshit because the average sports jerkoff only works 30 -40 minutes a day anyhow.

I often wonder what would have happened if Jones hadn’t gone up to heavyweight to fight Ruiz. Something about that weight gain and following cut seemed to break his body permanently. And that was a terrible price to pay to beat a middling, plodding heavyweight who fought some of the ugliest, most boring fights I can…

Why can’t he be more like his brother International Diplomacy Machine?

Yeah, but can losing a child or a spouse really compare to the agony of seeing a ‘47 Plymouth with significant body rust get destroyed?

Maybe this will be the tipping point that it takes to get people to take notice of the tragedy in Syria. I mean, thirty rusty hoopties got destroyed? Why aren’t we doing something? How can we let this happen?

Really good wives. The best wives.

OK Mr. Shkreli, you have the hottest of women’s sports takes. Now go back to playing your stupid guitar on your Youtube channel.

But the medics were literally 20 seconds away. Leave the medical response to the professionals. The chance of another player being pivotal in saving an injured athlete’s life are vanishingly small, and not worth the very real risk of exacerbating a neck or spine injury. 

I had the same question, but I work in a bordello, so...

This happens fairly frequently when someone gets knocked out. I know this from watching boxing since the mid-1980s.

You’re citing the opinion of a dude who wrote a book called Liberal Fascism. Try a more impartial source than a hard-right opinion columnist who makes a living slinging hot takes about history.

People were a lot different in the 1950s before the baby boomers fucked everything up by normalizing sociopathic greed.