Should have gone with your first thought.

At one point we lived in caves, wiped our asses with our hands, and knocked up 15 year-olds.

What movie was that guy in?

Which single issue do you think people are rejecting Pence for? Homophobia? Misogyny? Economic incompetence? Subversion of the separation of church and state? Consistent opposition to green energy? Opposition to any form of gun control? Opposition to health care reform? Xenophobic anti-immigrant views? Strong…

We’ve still got a month, which is plenty of time for Johnson to prove he is also an unelectable dunce.

I think they are canvassing for Trump, actually.

Are you still mad about 1985?

However, the omnipresent flashlight still makes an appearance.

So you’re a troll, then. Good to know.

Listen, champ, you’re 100% right that poverty is a huge issue in the US. We do a hell of a lot more to help all poor Americans, especially the working poor.

You’re right, white folks just can’t catch a break on Kinja.

You’re so right. White folks can’t catch a break in this country.

I’m not sure what’s more offensive, the cultural appropriation or using the typeface Bleeding Cowboy on a poster in 2016.

Why do you think Apple is, or should be, any different than any other tech company? Apple trades on a socially progressive boho brand, but it doesn’t make them any different than any other corporation.

He’s obviously not a Lannister because he never pays his debts.

There is literally no one to root for in this fight. Werdum is an asshole, Browne is a scumbag, and Tarverdyan is worse than both of them combined.

My compliments to the chef.

Waiter, could you return this take to the kitchen? It just isn’t hot enough.

I can sleep with Roger Ailes but does that alone make me a Fox news reporter?

No, but she might be better at it.