It took reading The Wolverine review to really figure it out - somehow this is the universe where that movie got a B.

Yeah, I know, I'm reading both. Still sad that mommy and daddy broke up.

I see a pattern, pretty consistent at this point, that if A.A. reviews something my opinion ends up with the opposite of the review. The grades are still useful they're just mostly inverted from their normal meaning. This isn't consistent with any other reviewer on this site. In the beginning it made me groan every…