So my brother was physically and verbally abusive when we were kids (worth noting he is 6 years older and was a jock), he’s since been treated for depression and anxiety and we have come a long way in repairing our relationship. But THIS SHIT just may end it. For real. His Alex Jones listening ass has crossed several…

Yeah, I get depression-hair vibes.  

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t ignorance of the law an inadequate defense? Like just because Junior was too dumb to realize he was breaking the law how does that absolve him?

Speaking of Brienne, I think Tormund’s chances of having big giant babies with her have seriously reduced now that Jaime is the North. Brienne is in love with Jaime, and let’s be honest, vice versa. (Hard to top saving you from a big fucking bear to bring you together. ) Now that Jaime is free of Cersei?

YES.

I’m betting she spent most of that time sitting off to the side with a bottle of wine watching and rubbing one out.

And of course, she may have had a threesome with James Dean and Paul Newman. I’m not as convinced as some people that it actually happened, but I want to believe it did so badly because hot damn.

I’m not a courtroom lawyer but I’m 99% sure cops don’t have the jurisdiction to make sure someone is a really a lawyer in court. That’s the court’s job and only the court’s job. The cop is there for security and to bring criminal defendants in and out of custody. This cop should 100% be fired but I’m sure he won’t be.

It’s all a matter of budgeting. Like, do you really need a chef 7 days a week? Give them weekends off and, right there, instant savings.

I think a billion could work. You only really need to pay for child care for the first year, which could consist of large screen TVs and Roomba diaper changer feeding robots. After that, from 1-3, put the kid in a hamster ball hooked to generators and let them produce power and get paid for it. From 3 until…

Where are the conservatives to call this a waste of a billion dollars to subsidize irresponsibility?

Pretty fucking sure I’d remember a women I’d slept with at 13 (!!!) years old.  WTF?

He needs a haircut and a tailor, motherfucker is a grown ass man that looks like a shithouse frat boy straight from the factory with his navy blue blazer with striped tie and khakis, and a mop on his head.

Carlson reminds me of a certain type of unfunny person. They aren’t witty or thought provoking, they are just crass. In a situation where they think they are supposed to be funny, they say terrible things because they can’t stand not being “the funny one.” Their jokes fall flat because they are a fundamentally dull,…

And while we’re at it, Charles Manson never actually murdered anybody!

CARLSON: Because when a 13-year-old boy is 35 he can barely remember the girls he slept with when he was 13.

Ugh, barf. I’m trying to be less ragey about news and politic, so I have no idea why I read this, knowing full well it was going to be awful. Enough internet for today, thanks.

Hemorrhoidal relief wipes are the BEST way to refer to such a sore and sensitive asshole! I give his mom a sparkling 100 stars for gifting him with the absolute perfect moniker!!!

Literally guffawed at work at his response. “Yeah I think forced teen marriage is ok because lifelong commitment to rape, and also the thought of 14 year-olds fooling with one another makes me all hot and bothered. You shouldn’t be surprised. Come on my show!”