Oh come the FUCK on. Do I even have to explain that that’s not the part I was snorting at, since it’s not the part I quoted? Good lord.

Leave it alone w/r/t Trump’s infidelities? I’m fine with that. But my disregard comes at a price: I. don’t. ever. want. to. hear. Republicans. bring. up. family. values. EVER. again.

All: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you. Amen!

What the fuck is she even doing being a Trump apologist, at all?

And then the arugula. THE ARUGULA!!!! Why, I get the vapours just thinking about the arugula.

“He put mustard on his cheeseburgers! Only a commie does that!”

Plus Hamilton was killed in a duel, so can he mimic that part too?

Batista had political rivals and dissidents executed so what was the big deal with Castro doing the same?

Meghan’s dad was an adulterer who dumped his first wife after she was crippled in a car accident. He moved in with his rich side-piece before he served his wife the papers.

100% certain she only knows that because of the musical (not judging, since that’s also why I know about it), but it’s weird that she didn’t listen to the rest of that song, in which the lyrics “Never gonna be President” figure heavily.

“But if this is legitimately part of the left’s platform now”

Oh come the fuck on. 

But he wore a tan suit once!!!!1!!

I will totally do all kinds of moralistic preening if the politician involved in a sex scandal has made his/her career vociferously advocating for “traditional family values” and has actively sought to restrict other people’s right to have sex, marry, and have families through legislation. I will revel in the…

“In 1791, Alexander Hamilton paid off his mistress’ husband,” she said. “Paying off mistresses has been going on since literally the birth of our Democracy.”

Hamilton paid off his mistress’s husband and then was NEVER THE GODDAMN PRESIDENT!

“In 1791, Alexander Hamilton paid off his mistress’ husband,” she said. “Paying off mistresses has been going on since literally the birth of our Democracy.”

Please note that Obama paid off zero mistresses, but people were happy to vote for the Trumps because they were going to bring “class” back to the White House

Such a staunch both sides are bad fuck you Meghan. I always hate how they trot out this woman anytime people need a “she’s a republcian but believes gays shouldn’t be stoned to death!”

Leaders have been murdering any who dare dissent since the beginning of tribal mentality. Was Benito Mussolini really THAT bad of a guy?

I give about as much of a fuck as I do about Clinton’s shenanigans. That said, I’ve run into a WHOLE lot of...let’s call them stans for Special Prosecutor Ken Starr...who are singing a different tune nowadays.