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Ouch looking like TJ miller but not being famous? I’d prob hit the gym instead of he stranger

I can’t help but think that this erratic behavior may be a side effect of the brain tumor he had removed a few years ago that almost killed him. Either that or he’s just a shitty human being. Sad either way.

The Andy Dick transformation is now complete.

It might be a good idea for him to go to rehab.

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

He’s like a douchier Dane Cook, if that’s even mathematically possible.

Asked if he suffered from mental illness, MILLER replied “no, absolutely not.

Miller might be a giant sack of shit, but this right here is a veteran drunk move.

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

Because I am old, I saw that quote from Felicity Huffman and thought of this guy:

I actually watched that Jennifer Garner video and at one point I thought she busted out a whole row of condoms! Turned out to be heart stickers...which very much remind me of my childhood. So many stickers.

We should convene group sessions. We can’t be alone...

A stopped watch off its meds can still be right 2 or 17 times a day.

Or Albania!

I don’t like the day that Sam Nunberg is right about something but.....well, I guess we have to give him that one.

Also, remember when Sam Nunberg said he felt horrible for Michael Cohen because Trump was going to throw him under a big bus very soon?

This little nugget is hilarious:

moved all incriminating physical and digital files to a different location

Trump is definitely gonna bomb Syria, isn’t he?