This is completely different from what I thought the article was going to be about. I thought the letter was going to be some kind of Whitesplained thing about how Privilege is somehow a necessary part of society.

There are levels of stupid that are just too exhausting to deal with.

In hindsight, singing Beat It while the anesthesiologist was flicking my arm trying to find a vein to give me propofol before my colonoscopy was probably not very appropriate.

AGREE! Sean Penn is a compost golem.

This is fun,

Well you know why she got a camera in front of her, her lack of “knowledge” shall we say, fits certain folks narrative. Does she know where she lives? Is she aware that her 8yr old could be viewed as a superhuman threat by some? Yeah, your son isn’t the only one who needs that paper......

I mean I kind of took it that way, like she can’t wait to get in the tub relax and have some karaoke time for herself but also can see how she just has those types of feelings about her tub, cause I know I do. Taking a nice bath is underrated.

Because like I said, if she’s teaching him the way she knows, it could be completely different from the way I know.

He’s old enough to be shot by a cop, who will swear he thought he was sixteen and going for a gun, at that age.

I am annoyed with this woman on so many different levels, I honestly don’t even know where to begin. Like, homegirl went and found herself a news camera for this?

*heavy sigh*

8a. And if they are going to be the only black person there make sure it’s something neutral like games night not Soul Food night at the Scandinavian Hall or some other “we invited you because we wanted an authentic black and people are going to ask you dumbass questions all night and you could have been at home…

Green Apple ciders are also usually tart not sweet. It’s the only Woodchuck’s brand cider that I like. Cider is always better than beer but I don’t like super sweet one’s either. There’s also Country Boys ciders that seem to just be “sweet enough to taste like the fruit but dry enough to taste like an alcohol”. They…

Or blood relatives. Get your own plate people, or at least ask before snatching that bite of the tasty burnt end I was saving for last!

Well better settle in as we could be here all night.

somebody send this to that dude who keeps telling us he has a Black wife

Funnily enough I just started rewatching Scrubs and I forgot this is literally in the first few minutes of the show when they introduce Turk and explain at least 2 of these rules fairly concisely. Funny how most of the rules are simply “don’t go being a twat now” and yet most White people can’t even manage that.

All cookout invitations have been revoked pending a full review by the National Committee.

Give an inch and motherfuckers want to move in and start planting kale.

This. Fucking. Guy.