Haha! I was just thinking about how EARNEST they are during my commute this morning. (To be fair, I’m going on day 3 of a migraine so I’m keeping to easy topics that don’t make me literally barf.)

Who are these sorry ass “ride or die” gays who adore her because of this video? Bless their hearts.

once my endorphins kick in, I’m almost too friendly

Nope, nothing shady looking about him.

(Also, he looks like a velociraptor. A not-awesome one.)  

Oh, definitely fuck him, but he used to have gnarly teeth back then so maybe no kissing. (Or have him gargle with mouthwash first.)

lemon cake Halo Top (the only flavor she’s tried) was “good” because it “kind of tastes like a lemon cake.”

When I first saw the title of this article and the photo, I thought “it’s the Peach Pit!!!”. Goddamn, I’m old.

Get ready to hear about it forever because Chelsea Handler will never shut up about it.

Yes! One of my friends has a young niece with cancer. I follow the girl’s FB page and her parents once posted that she was crying crocodile tears during one of her painful treatments. I was so stunned but there was nothing I could do or say. It’s obvious they had no idea of the meaning. It really bothered me. (I…

People also kill themselves when someone is bullying them (by stealing their things and sending them nasty messages). I’m not defending what she did, I’m just saying she is no worse than he is. He did resort to violence, after all.

Considering he was also being homophobic on camera, he wasn’t just hurting Irene but the…

Eh. Considering he was stealing her things, sending her nasty messages, and being homophobic all of the time, I consider it a wash.

I wonder if Jennifer Garner confronted Shookus with that mommy/baby voice she uses or if she has an angry voice?

We have the rectangle rugs with this pattern in our dining room and living room. I love them!

You’ll always be a lesbian shitass in your heart. Good luck to you!

I belong to a few Disney groups and a lot of my FB friends are from those groups. Holy shit, people are losing their minds. Yesterday, half of my FB feed was the same damn article.

Oh no! If Ambien made me supportive and pleasant, I’d be on it right now.

At first it was fun; then I got violent and abusive and said horrible things that I never even thought to myself, even in my most disgusting, evil thoughts. Or maybe I didn’t. I don’t have any memory of doing it multiple times. That shit is awful.

Grifters gotta grift.

I can understand why a man, especially a black man, would think they need proof that a sexual act was consensual. However, if you think you might be accused of a raping an intoxicated woman, maybe don’t follow her to the pool at all. It’s weird to put yourself into a dangerous situation in front of a camera instead of…

Also, liberals don’t have jobs, don’t you know? Not a single one.