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This has me giggling at my desk. “DEAD! DEAD!”

Rick Salomon and then driving to E.G. Daily’s house in pursuit of his ex-girlfriend, Hunter Daily Salomon.

I kept waiting for her to happen upon a 1969 music festival where she would try weed. Ohhh, WoodSHOCK. Got it.

Alex?

I was married at the courthouse but have always wanted a nice wedding. But, I don’t know enough local people to justify the cost of a vow renewal and I’m pretty sure no one is going to fly in for one. I might just buy a dress and call it good.

ALL WYPIPO

I heard the news on the radio this morning. One of the show hosts said Joe looked like Beaker from the Muppets. I just wanted to share that with someone.

Willie Aames is a douche in real life, too. BIBLEMAN!

upcoming stoner comedy starring Katy Bates and co-created by Chuck Lorre

I just watched this movie again last weekend. I had no idea that was William S. Burroughs. I feel kind of cheated now. 

So, what do you suggest? Should they just give their children away because they have discovered they’re not patient enough (for whatever reason that may be)? Because that’s not really how life works.

She was also in ‘Blended’, an Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore movie that is pretty awful (although the Terry Crews parts made me LOL).

I will never forget his face at that moment.

This was one of my favorite movies when it came out. (Black rage!!!) I was a huge View Askew fan for a few years. I watched ‘Chasing Amy’ last year and felt it absolutely did not age well. ‘Mall Rats’ aged even more poorly, I’m sad to say. I felt keenly embarrassed while watching them and not because of the edgy

I, too, can only speak for myself but when I woke up the morning after the rape, I just knew I was pregnant. I felt close to my soon-to-be child and felt that because I drank so much (in my own home), I played a part in what happened. I was 19 at the time and pretty screwed up. I chose to be an adult and do penance

I can buy a lot of ideas about who Brad Pitt really is but hilarious is not one of them. 

I actively hated this movie. Every few minutes I’d think “wow, I hate this!” However, I laughed till I cried during the Beast’s ballad. So uncomfortably bad. I also now kind of hate Emma Watson.

Oprah is a great actor. But, her fame and personality have totally eclipsed that. She’ll always be Oprah first; there’s no way to lose her identity in a role. It’s just too distracting.

I still have a crush on Dan Conner! I’m 45 now so I’m pretty sure it’s forever.

Dick and fart jokes!