As a whitey, no, I don’t listen to this version. I try not to listen to any version because I really don’t like smooth jazz. (It usually makes me feel pretty angry. LOL) My 18 yo daughter, who is even whiter than I am, freaking LOVES this song.

Of COURSE the Flip or Flop dad hooked up with the nanny.

But... ‘The Ref’ has one of the greatest lines ever.

Hopefully, her two sisters can join her in stumping for Trump.

Just the still shot at the top of the page is enough to make me nope the fuck out. Hey, did you know Madonna has a crotch?

Good to know. I’ll give it another shot!

Just started watching the first episode with my daughter and I fucking hate it. This is torture.

She looks like she stinks of stale cigarettes and White Diamonds.

This is how I feel about Hobby Lobby. It hurts that I can’t shop there. Stupid fuckers.

I know it’s wrong but I have been making myself feel better by thinking about their stupid-ass faces when they realize the only jobs Trump created for them are as farmhands because all of the undocumented workers were deported.

I spent most of yesterday making sure my LBGTQ friends and other scared friends knew I loved them and did my best to listen to their fears.

Then I bought an artificial pre-lit Xmas tree and put it up in my family room. I’m struggling to feel happy about the upcoming holidays but I’m going to make it the most goddamned…

You have a gift.

That’s my favorite part. LOL

He said his girlfriend should get raped by a pack of niggers (because of how she dressed, I think?) He told her he would force her to give him a blow job and then he’d murder her and bury her in the rose garden.

Yes! It sounds like a word a slut-shamey religious fanatic might use which makes me wonder what kind of house she’s growing up in. There are a few things in this story that make me wonder.

I do it so I have less chance of spilling whatever I’m drinking. Not zero chance (because I am gifted that way). Just less.

Same.

If her daughter had some sort of special needs, I might feel this way. But that’s not the case with Melissa. And making her daughter famous and then “off limits” when Joan made her living criticizing others is just plain gross.

A tumbleweed just rolled out of my vagina.

And, of course, what is the point of any of this unless Matt Czuchry is in every scene?