I somehow find myself quoting this here so often I may as well just lean in to it

this is sound logic that I cannot disagree with but also why isn’t Ian Roberts in more things?

Big Mama will be clinging to Big Daddy, who will be in the corner shitting in his forceful, dynamic pants. Men who are rational, however, won’t kick or struggle or raise a distressing fuss, but will just sit back, relax, enjoy the show and ride the waves to their demise. 

Life in this society being at best an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women there remains to civic-minded responsible thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.

Hmm if you get pretty drunk, AND squint, AND I keep my clothes on you might confuse me for a twink... Dan, here I come!

Yeah it’s... difficult. Which is great I guess because I have work I should be doing, but now instead of doing it I play minesweeper instead of posting garbage in mostly empty articles.

I mean not disagreeing but I need variety in my life!

She thought she would get attention, and, now that she’s getting less of it she’s seeking more

Normcore is the new taboo

dammit. I just assumed... who is spending $5K/m to live in rochester of all places

“A place where people in Upstate NY drop $5K a month on rent.”

Hello, I am a Cathy cartoon

Hmmm point to the new AV Club, its nice to not have that promotional shot of Dan staring at me

Don’t you think I’m trying, dammit

I have a tiny door he can try and fit in

eh

If you’re in New York or around the state check out Nine Pin’s ciders they’re my favorites

[checks watch]