Holy shit... Long Island, hairdresser, wants to go to culinary school. Melissa has to be made up. She’s like the prototype of this type of person.

Gee, it sure was big of Anna to bury her apology 9 paragraphs into a piece whose title and first 8 paragraphs concentrate exclusively on the actions and failures of Rolling Stone. Bravo, that takes a lot of courage.

“Bo Ryan embarrassed himself tonight. First he blamed the refs...That said... holy shit, the refs were terrible throughout the entire tournament.”

“A Duke student is facing controversy after being caught on film with a finger stuck someplace it shouldn’t be? Now I’ve heard everything!”

Yeah, we got screwed on a couple calls toward the end there, but the fact of the matter is that we had 101 chances to sew it up before that point, and we didn’t capitalize. The refs’ calls were frustrating, but they were maybe 5% of why we lost.

You can also point to Winslow stepping out of bounds right in front of the official. It wasn’t called and Duke got a basket out of his pass. What a terribly officiated game.

It's like blind Rob Lowe reviewed that play.

We landed on Mars and we still are reviewing plays courtside on a 12” monitor?

Something about the ending didn’t seem right, but I just can’t put my finger on it

So we’re just going to ignore the danger this gay student poses by her mere presence before these easily influenced young children?

“Magazines have long been cutting back on—if not completely eliminating—fact checkers on staff.”

Is it sad that I expected the article to turn out be about an angry CS player finds another player and cuts his throat?

The attacker was able to flee the scene because everyone runs faster with a knife.

Hmm, I think I'd struggle the most with the 300-meter run. The metric system. It gets me every time.

All birth control pills I have tried have completely killed my libido and have also contributed to painful intercourse. So I basically don’t have sex. On the upside, I haven’t accidentally become pregnant. They’re working!

Edit to add: and fuck due diligence.

Would anyone be saying this if Fox News slandered the fuck out of some women’s organization? Hell no. Get out of her with this nonsense. They have every goddamn reason to sue for personal reasons, and on a larger scale, to make sure this kind of dumb bullshit doesn’t happen again for anyone

Did you see how she responded to writers saying the reporting on the story was utter shit?? There’s a damn good reason she’s getting called out, and Anna still hasn’t posted something acknowledging that she was a total asshole to someone who brought up a valid point.

Murdering three people does tend to color how you are perceived.