Tuna salad can be ok.

Tuna salad can be ok.

If they're gonna be bad, which the Niners will be for at least 3 years or so while they reload, might as well go for pants on head stupid bad.

Seriously the fact that these dudes recognized they had to right around, and thought about it enough to do it in person, in a public space as to not threaten and Ms. Pearl Clutcher still got offeneded. Nah, fuck her. She feeds exactly into the caracture of fem nazis.

I wish I could star this a million times.

'Paige says that the president extended his hand to her and said, "We're open to chat whenever you want to." She responded that she wasn't interested in meeting, and the men left.

this is a goddamned lie

he really had to get started in the first place so yeah. His only chance is going to be if he goes to the CFL and succeeds. I sincerely doubt him being anything more than a rotation player there.

why is it so many idiots need to make comments on points no one was making?? No shit he's faster than you or i. We aren't the people getting compared here

no, but he's markedly slower now and he already was slow. Basically if he isn't pounding it directly behind the guard he isn't going anywhere. He's lineman slow now.

it's really not though. The positions where speed is a premium that's absolutely massive. It's the difference between getting ran down by a defensive back and a lineman.

that's positively stupid. Speed still kills. There are other things yes, and you can be lightning fast like Vick and still be an otherwise bad player and piece of shit like him. But ultimately it's something you cannot teach

Some of these guys are young enough yet that someone might take a stab if they saw, say, Felix Jones bust out a 4.3. Raw physical skills will buy you a second look. Like, for example, Adam Carriker actually tested really well at this, and will probably get a second shot somewhere.

I want him to do well but... that dude sucks. He had the season he did because he was older and bigger than a lot of the kids he was playing against as a senior, and that advantage is totally gone in the pros. He also had the benefit of being on a stacked defense. He looked flat out stiff, slow, and bad in his one…

they always say on the bottom municipal or state police

just because you don't know why you got pulled over doesn't mean you get to go away

gawker writers calling someone a 'bro' is equal to the fat pimply kid calling all normal guys 'assholes' because they get girls. It's the same concept!

they're asses because they brought beer, but you're an even bigger ass because you live in Baltimore

He didn't hit him until the bike tried squeezing through. The cop was trying to pull him over so that the guy didn't immediately bolt when he opened the door

pro-tip: cops have special plates. Everyone knows this, especially shithead bikers exactly like that who constantly put others in danger. I hope that dipshit squid makes roadkill out of himself sooner rather than later