Have you seen it though? I’m not only in your same body sitch (which I love), but I’m of a similar heritage to the K’s (predisposition for butts I guess?). Hers is very obviously surgical.

It’s gravitationally impossible. Also defies logic and musculature.

In my weak moments I watch KUWTK and a winter cold led me to recent episodes where I saw Khloe’s new look. I want to be positive and I’m all about ‘you do you’ but there’s always been so so SO much negative press about Khloe’s looks as compared to the K Klan since they became a thing, that I can’t see her…

+1. It’s been proven (too lazy to link, and shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone here) that this method is better for our bodies. I eat meat and try to cut down on beef (mostly environmental reasons) while having a few meatless or nearly meatless (free range etc eggs) nights which is absolutelyyyyyyy easy and doable for…

I totally see what you are saying and I agree that it would change some people’s minds. BUT the beauty of humans and (specifically) living in a society is that we don’t have to do everything as individuals. In your example, hunters provide the meat and bookkeepers keep their business in shape—-win-win ;-)

Agreed 100%. If we don’t grow up with an understanding that meat comes from animals and not the grocery store, we may not see it as ‘the way food works’ because we’re trained to see meat as ‘a vital form of human sustenance’. As city folk, it took me til my adult years to truly understand that honestly but I still eat…

So sad but happy to follow you at Uproxx!! Thanks for th memories in the comments section!

Art does not have to be original to be enjoyable.

People burn money on literally everything. At least a (good quality) candle can last years if you light it correctly, and if it brings you even a modicum of joy or makes your home feel welcoming when your life is chaotic, is it so different than spending a couple bucks on a coffee with a friend? Although I’m sure…

Love that tip! Also, I also buy deeply discounted Yankee Candles for gifts—it’s PERFECT for when you’re like fffffff I have literally no time to buy a gift but oh I have a fancy candle and a $10 bottle of wine!

If it’s a high quality candle, that should be enough! I worked at a fancy home gifts/ladies clothing store in college and took home a Rosy Rings candle that they were going to just throw away. I think it’s like $80 which is nuts...BUT I’ve had this candle for 8 years and it still smells amazing, just sitting there.…

There are women who only co-wash (condition only) who don't go bald so my initial suspicion is that the plaintiffs could be right here....I'm super interested in the outcome.

Yes, but this is a specific type of fetish involving adults wearing and acting like babies, and people who get off on others doing that (Adult Baby/Diaper Lovers- ABDL). It’s by far the craziest (real life) fetish I learned about while working in community forums.

ABDL. Shudders.

This would've been great if not for the slightly lifted left leg to let out a squeaker.

It’s essentially tacky pornography which I actually find kind of hilarious. Briefly: he’s looking up her skirt and the shoe coming off her foot is an orgasm. Kristen probably knows more exciting details though

I should add: we're all adults and one toddler so everyone gets drunk.

Yes, we do, and it doesn’t need to be expensive. I am so used to it in my large extended family that when my fiancé’s parents said they wanted to do a secret Santa (between parents, their kids!, aunts, uncles, and grandma) I was shocked. They’re very traditional, thus the surprise. We give small gifts, often DIY…

Pls send me an invite! I want croquembouche at my wedding!! (No I'm not French)

It’s like you’re speaking directly to my delicate handkerchiefed heart.