or they had a career to worry about

But not before tilting his CVS disposable camera and crowing about dutch angles.

Just the fact they have Gene constantly decked out in Wake Forest gear is enough to sell the character's suburban douchebaggery.

Better eye candy though.

Nickelback with cookie monster vocals would at least be halfway novel, for about 30 seconds.

Read the old testament a few times. It'll make sense.

Sucks he's stuck writing football columns for a shitty metal blog.

Dude he just got back from the gulag, have some heart.