*KNOCKS ON ALL THE WOOD*

Shut your fucking mouth!

I saw the Rickman news coming into work. It hit me hard. Dude was such a great actor and could make any role he was in memorable. Most will remember him from Die Hard and Harry Potter. But he was great in the Kevin Smith movie Dogma as Megatron.

Yeah, I didn’t even know there were reports. Good job NBC.

Real talk though: you know its getting bad when the studio has to be the one to tell you everything is fine.

“Uganda get yourself fired, Jimmy."

Huh. I am more likely to believe the reports now that the NBC entertainment chairman felt the need to deny them.

Which is a shame. Colbert has more talent in his deaf right ear than the rest of these guys.

Drinking problem confirmed.

I’d like to believe Jimmy’s just a klutz, but history, particularly NBC’s makes me question the sobriety of a former SNL player/current Late Night host. He’s a prime candidate for it.

“Always, we are worried about his safety. There’s been conversations about that. The stories are exaggerated about this.”

every waking moment Jimmy Fallon spends offscreen is a moment he’s getting trashed and falling down

Old school pun time.

He’s probably thinking “How can I fuck over the poors, today...?”

I want someone to make a really good adaptation of Emily of New Moon (& sequels). You can really see L.M. Montgomery’s interest in the occult come through in certain parts.

I’d love to see some of the later books - esp Rilla of Ingleside which was fascinating to read while studying World War 1.

How fucking salty does Paul Ryan look right now? He looks like he has never hated his life more, which makes me tremendously happy.

Word problem:

The stuff from the previous Ricky Gervais bashing article that Ricky tweeted was valid (short version: If you don’t like me don’t watch)

This: