She’s lovely accordingly to my “film crew” friend who has worked on a few projects with her. She’s very warm and friendly and always remembers individual crew members and details about their family members and kids, which is quite impressive if you think about how many film crews she must have worked with. Little…

ACTUALLY, it’s a total dick move. She does this every year. She just grabs shit from her house that nobody wants and hands it out to people she thinks won’t win anything. She gave Queen Latifah an expired yogurt. Robin Wright just got some yarn. She hands it all out with a shit-eating-grin on her face as she reminds…

JLC wrote several fantastic books for children that are among my kids all time favorites.

My dad is a limo driver in Baltimore and Jaime lee was here for some reason. Papa Billiam mentioned his wife was a huge JLC fan and she said, “well call her up.”

I hate that I know this but David Spade was on that 8 Things show after Ritter passed. So I think they may be old friends.

This is small town life in a nutshell. People idealize and romanticize small town life, like it’s some sort of fucking paradise.
Living in a small town is a goddamn nightmare. Everybody knows everybody (*shudder*), which means you can’t take an anonymous trip to the fucking grocery store in peace. And they all know…

I read an article yesterday about the harassment a Native high school girl is facing because she wants to change the mascot at her school. It was only decided in the 1980s that would be the mascot but people are acting like it's because it's tradition it can't be changed. It's awful the things people are saying to…

it’s actually a very accurate depiction of friendly wrestling matches that took place back in those days.”

Ok, so my husband is from the above mentioned Whitesboro, NY. When we saw the pilot episode of Parks and Rec, all those years ago, he was like, “Hmmm, looks familiar.”

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

Well, eating and sitting sounds like an awesome vacation to me, but why not do it at a beautiful beach, rather than toxic urine filled bucket of water? Seriously, pools gross me out.

No one has ever been able to satisfactorily explain to me why I should spend my hard-earned money to have two weeks on board confined space when I could have basically the same experience on land, but for cheaper.

Yep. Cruise ships scare the living shit outta me. I would be freaking out the entire time.

Just had a horribly dark thought. A lot of the crews working on the cruises may not be able to AFFORD to leave, at least not until the ship gets back to their home country. So you’re stuck. Working on the boat. With an unplanned pregnancy you don’t want. Maybe desperately finding an emergency abortion in some country…

The only cruises that have any kind of appeal to me are the expedition cruises to the Galapagos or Antarctica. At any other time, they just seem like floating, overcrowded, boring, loud, disease infested apartment complexes.

For some reason I was googling last night articles about the working conditions on cruise ships. Even though many companies are headquartered in the U.S., because their ships are registered in other countries, it allows them to skirt labor law.

The most mistreated employees are the cleaning, culinary and maintenance…

Not to mention that it’s not precisely cheap to fly replacement staff in to replace someone who became pregnant... and that’s not even counting the drop in efficiency from adding a new team member who has to fit in first...

Shit, guess it’s time for someone to go black market style and buy up cases of Plan B, store them in their cabin, and sell them to coworkers as needed.

Reason # 4,302,098 not to go on Cruises.

I was put off from the start of her campaign with the whole vibe of “look, I’m one of the people, just like you!” She’s essentially American royalty at this point, and that is the only way she could’ve run a campaign that wasn’t wholly disingenuous. “I’ve been in the halls of power most of my adult life, and I know…