right? it’s like, shut the fuck up and do your damn job.

Maybe a goofus and gallant version where you see one group obey, and one group doesn’t, and at the end, the first group is like “why do you guys look so ragged? why are half of you missing. This was not a difficult thing to do. They even gave us rules.”

With her attitude she probably would have made him a toilet paper roll holder.

A part of me wants the story of one of those horror movies with rules like “stay on the path” and “don’t go out after dark,” and the protagonists follow all the rules and have a great time.

That’s what I was thinking! Like maybe these people are eccentric crazies but you took the job. The job has rules you agreed to in order to get paid.

Yeah, if I get that list I don’t care how ridiculous I feel. I’m feeding that goddamn doll.

Seriously and they look loaded. If I was being paid well I would pamper the shit out of a doll.

Right? This just proves to me that filmmakers have never actually had the kind of bullshit job where you can absolutely be fired for not following all the rules, like not twisting people’s arms to sign up for the company credit card - those of us who have would make this a terrible film, since no creepy shit would…

Does she have to take him into the bathroom with her?

Right? Load up your Kindle and settle in, lady.

right!? Easiest job ever!

My only problem with this is that if you’re getting paid, why not just follow the frickin’ list of 10 simple rules???

YES. Like, just freeze a bowl of Cheerios and milk, and tell your partner you made them breakfast. That’s hilarious! Not pretend you killed your child.

From the picture I thought it was them. Do theses clogging couples just look the same?

“What a terrible example of what love is supposed to look like.” Yes, this, exactly.

NOPE. These “pranks” are emotionally manipulative and sociopathic. It's like a few years ago when that guy faked a very harrowing and fatal accident to see if his girlfriend loved him enough and then proposed.

Same guy, same child, same mother. She is either in on it or she is spectacularly stupid, even more so than you would have to be to have sex with this asshole.

Also, this is just...not okay. It’s not. It’s harmful emotional manipulation, and this kid is watching his dad do this to his mom over and over. What a…

Watching her reaction, yeah, she could be in on it, but if she’s not? I’d classify this shit as emotional abuse and manipulation. He keeps saying shit like, “but you still love me, right.” And putting the kid in on these things such that he thinks they are funny/okay? Not cool.

That’s just hilarious.

Can we please stop paying attention to this asshole? Either it’s all staged, or he’s an abusive asshole who is going to give this woman PTSD.