So... I read that as Yako Ono and it lead me down a path of wondering what a mashup twitter account of animaniacs quotes and Yoko Ono would be like.

I say make time to dance alone with one hand waving free.

We ALL saw it because of Orlando Bloom and he betrayed us.

Not that I want to diagnose John Lennon’s sexuality, but I suspect his attraction to men must not have run very deep if he couldn’t find a guy that struck his fancy, especially given that he did sleep with a lot of ladies. He must have known lots of hot guys. I assume he knew David Bowie, right? Was Bowie not hot…

“Both John and I were into attractiveness”

Well geez, this is a rare opinion. She should pitch for Unpopular Opinion on XOJane.

I’m not going to get into the nature of the whole Ono-vs-Lennon camp, but I will say this: Any time the living presume to speak for the dead, I have concerns.

I don’t care that Lennon may have been bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, pansexual or asexual; what I care about is that was his concern to voice—not his…

If someone as famous as John Fucking Lennon can’t find an attractive man to sleep with, what hope is there for the rest of us?

I never can tell with Yoko whether she is serious or not.

Gets even weirder. Xavier Roberts stole Cabbage Patch Dolls from an artist named Martha Nelson Thomas, who never got any money from his theft. When my mom was a kid working in an art gallery, they sold the originals by MNT. Such a weird story. http://www.vice.com/video/the-secr…

As a child I was always disturbed by every Cabbage Patch kid’s butt tattoo - the signature of their creator, XAVIER ROBERTS.

Kind of funny that matriarch Kris thinks Scott is a piece of shit, considering she’s a notorious cheater herself.

When I was pregnant my husband offered. I tried to do it myself and came up all bloody, and he was like, I’ll do it... if you really want...

And: “she’s walking around with a bush like its the 80s and I’m not going to stand for it.” Uh?!? If my husband said that when I was that pregnant, I'd be PISSED.

I guess I feel bad for the kids having an asshole for a father (welcome to the club, kids). But the huge multiplier is these children’s parents terrible marriage is the plot of a tv show so all the awful things they have said and done to each other has been captured for all eternity.

ScottisaDick has always given me American Psycho.

“I’m genuinely going to miss him. He knew how to push everyone’s buttons, had no patience for the rigorous blandness of the perfectly calibrated reality program he found himself amongst, and clashed fabulously with Kris.”

Gross.

I wish we could focus less on things like “GMO free” and “organic” and more on the ingredients in our food. I’m lactose intolerant and following a fussy medical diet, so I’ve given it more thought lately. Garbage additives like whey and flour are in tons of things. Foods should be as few ingredients as possible, and…

Same here. We (meaning the allergist and I) don’t think my son is full on Celiacs but he’s definitely gluten and dairy intolerant. It’s worth the stress because he’s so much happier and healthier without them tearing up his insides but it’s so hard to always be telling him he can’t have things. It helps that his dad…