Probably the Dr. Gas boom-tube sidepipes on my Delta 88, which sound FANTASTIC on lift-throttle overrun and are too damn loud the rest of the time.

Why, exactly, is an oil pressure gauge pointless?

“Reverse Lamborghini” sounds like an awful sex act.

Is this the right place to mention that I drive a supercharged a 1979 Olds Delta 88 Royale Brougham?

I rented a U-Haul with a manual for a day and taught some of my friends to drive stick on it.  No WAY  that I was going to let them loose on my personal 1980 Toyota pickup.

That tax credit drops the premium to $4500 and the ‘break even’ mileage to 45,000. For someone like me, who rarely drives more than 5 miles at a time or 25 miles a day and wants to replace a semi-piggish daily driver with an eco-friendly vehicle to offset the impact of the weird-ass hot-rod I drive for fun, this…

But I really LIKE corner vent windows!

Vent or ‘wing’ windows, last seen on Ford pickups and Jeep Cherokees.

The plug-in hybrid sounds like the most likely buy for me; like most people I have a short commute and sometimes drive beyond reasonable battery range. Any chance you’ll test one soon?

Nothing says ‘big fun’ like breaking the speed limit in first gear!

No chance. No chance at all.

I had a 4wd ‘87 F350 crew-cab with a full-length lumber rack and a 460 named ‘Hodor.’

That’s true. However, they are generally a lot taller and heavier and much more massive looking these days, and those create the appearance of bloat.

Kinda big and heavy and tall for a novice, though that depends on your size too. There’s probably no such thing as a perfect first bike; I think anything cheap and reasonably nimble that isn’t violently fast or too pretty to drop is a good place to start.

“...the Wall Street Journal reports that the Indian government will at least begin to require front- and side-impact crash tests on new cars in late 2017...”

I’ve pooped an average of once a day for over 53 years - call it 20,000 bowel movements - and only one of those clogged a toilet so comprehensively that it required assistance from a professional to render the toilet usable.

A musician AND a shitty person?  INCONCEIVABLE!

I’m writing from six years in the future to tell you that your complaint is not only valid but that the situation has gotten so, so much worse...

All of this is 100% correct. DO NOT use fingerprint or facial recognition to unlock your phone.

Man I keep forgetting that racists always check to see if black folk are descendants of slaves before they bust out their discriminatory ways. Guess Amber Guyger forgot to ask Botham Jean before she killed him in his living room.