Will Wheton and Joss Whedon aren't the same person?

Ol' Drippy.

My husband's culinary degree was so expensive he has to work in IT to pay off the loans.

That's my favorite thing to ask on a first date.

I refuse to Sophie's Choice that shit.

Wait. I thought it was still in limbo. You're right—too soon.

Because all us 90s kids are lying about our calorie intake and how much exercise we get?

I work with a radiologist who uses chimichurri as his quick command for comma in Dragon. Listen to him dictate is the best part of my day.

Where is the water on them? I can never find the fucking water.

Ugh please don't equate Rowan County with all Kentucky.

I just this year found out that McDonald's biscuit and gravy isn't a nationwide thing which is pretty much a national atrocity.
And I don't get out a lot.

As a post 5pm stoner I really appreciate this.

Both of my parents are white, but I came out half black. Genetics are weird.

Kind of like children.

1.) You can watch your dog run away from you for three days in Indiana.
2.) The women wear socks with their high heels.
3.) Notre Dame
I mean, there's more than one reason to avoid Indiana.

That's saditty.

Yes. Plate of bacon=good. Water=puking and praying for swift death.

I was starting to get concerned Hitler wouldn't make an appearance in this thread.