Byzantine, Viking, and medieval in origin

Not sure if that’s sarcasm or not, but, this is what every dog owner thinks, and that’s lovely, right up until your dog rushes a dog that’s not cool with it, or a person who freaks out. Don’t be an asshole, keep your dog on a leash.

My dog will bite your dog. She’s scared of other dogs, and reacts fearfully. I’m working on it, I keep her on a short lead and intercept other dogs where I can, but leash your damn dog please. Thanks. Not every dog is friendly, and I don’t care that yours is.

I don’t know that your dog just wants to say hi. I don’t want to say hi to your dog. Keep your dog on a leash.

Yeah it was actually the weirdly forced and ultimately inaccurate comparison of breeding dogs to actual human people that made me laugh.

An old Chinese lady hit two cars multiple times a block from my house and I stopped her, called the SFPD, and asked them to send out someone who spoke Cantonese to make an accident report. They refused. If the SFPD showed up to cite an eight year old girl for selling water when they won’t respond to non-injury traffic…

^For every person that reads The Root and feels the needs to send strongly worded hate mail to the author. 

The best advice is from King of the Hill

The lack of punctuation in Richard’s email had me reading the whole thing in Boomhauer’s voice. Talkin bout that dang ol racism, tellyouwut.

“mixed” means part human and part...him

I haven’t finished reading the mailbag but I had to comment on James T.’s letter... Is he himself a self hating black man? Or claiming to be a black man?! Or am I reading this shit completely wrong?! I don’t understand what’s happening right now. It’s Friday and my mind is just toast, someone please help me.

Black people are greasy and all have diabetes

COULD IT BE THAT WE HAVE REACHED THE END AND HEARD ALL THE POSSIBLE STORIES OF HUMANS POOPING THEMSELVES?!?!?!?

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I am pretty sure that IS what it means. Classist as fuck? The woman is trying to run a goddam business, which is what all these so-called ‘influencers’ should be trying to do.

Heels fell out of favor at least once before.

You literally quoted the question, then failed to read it. I seriously doubt your ability to follow street signs.

I think you might need to re-read the question... Obviously if there are street signs anyone should be able to make it most anywhere given enough time...

found him

Probably didn’t have any Altima’s on the Buy Here Pay Here lot so he was forced to pay $650 a month for 8 years on a old, high-mileage Bimmer and he was in a hurry to show his only friend what a chooch he is.