The Clapback Mailbag needs a fill up.

In general, talking with my aging parents about their retirement and if they have enough saved up. They’re only in their early sixties, but my mom has already had to retire from her work due to a physical disability. Neither of them have been pinnacles of financial responsibility, and they never really talked about…

My parents are not aging well and are in their mid/late-70's. It’s frustrating that they won’t take steps to set up a trust or even write a basic will, sell cars they don’t need, do basic repairs on their house, or otherwise downsize their lives and get into good financial shape.

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Who told you that planned parenthood tries to convince women to have abortions? Their primary role is to give women the power to decide if and when they get pregnant, IE: education and contraceptive (be it the pill, IUD, condoms, etc). They give you the information and let you decide. They also do yearly pap spears,…

Welcome to Schrödinger’s Internet, where everything is simultaneously true and false.

Coming Soon: Blackwater Accepts Contract to Protect Public Schools!

To me, it means having the choice to work for a living or not work. A lot of the FI/RE people who brag about retiring in their 30s and 40s after living on pennies and fumes for a decade are often (and charitably interpreting, unintentionally) misleading their audience.

“another dude named Michael Brunner who also claims to be his son”

I will approve any greyed commenter who replies to me here. Trollish replies will obviously be dismissed.

People, Oprah running for president is NOT a good idea. NOT. Like, at all. Oprah is a very smart, very kind person, and those are great leadership qualities- but that’s not all that’s required of a president. I have no reason to think that Oprah can create and push through an infrastructure bill. Or oversee the…

Cats!

Hey, looks like j40oaks likes to harass the good people at Deadspin as well!

This is quite possibly the worst take Aran has had in a while.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

For me, the little nugget of judgment I feel towards all of them for anything child-related is rooted in my own bitter jealousy. It’s the bitter jealousy of “you didn’t have to change your life AT ALL.”

This is totally off subject and not Dirt Bag related at all but whatever.

Just jumping in here to correct, since people seem to be misinterpreting: this was a sarcastic statement (she’s Jewish). She was saying that she disagreed with Spencer. I included it because it underlines this very contradictory refrain we keep hearing - that bigotry is bad but Trump is great.

If you are looking for article suggestions I’d like to see something about dealing with health care after retiring. I think I have a pretty good handle on my 401k, pension and Social Security (heh). I’m hoping my mortgage will be done and the only extra expenses will be my kids going to college. If I can get out in…

EELS UP INSIDE YA
FINDIN AN ENTRANCE WHERE THEY CAN
EELS UP INSIDE YA
FINDIN AN ENTRANCE WHERE THEY CAN
BORIN' THRU YOUR MIND, THRU YOUR TUMMY, THRU YOUR ANUS
EELS!