There will be no bonus points for me. Thank God. This story is so embarrassing I don't think I've ever even told it to my wife (I just realized this as I typed).
OMFG. I can't believe I forgot this one - when I was like, 15, I started shaving my pubes into shapes. Like hearts and stars. I used to outline the shape with eyeliner before I got into the shower to make sure I got it right. I wasn't even sexually active, just really ambitious with my little baby bush.
Sorry. I love a gigantic, big gesture.
I'll tell you what, if you actually confess to your girlfriend that you had the urge to do that because you were curious, but didn't because you were worried what she might think, then she will love you even more.
Strike three means that make-outs come to a screeching halt and it's time to have a come-to-Jesus talk about his kissing style. Because frankly, if he's not listened when you've tried to guide him gently - twice - then it's time to give him a session with the Chair Leg of Truth and his feelings will have to look after…
WTF kind of hockey score is this?
So close, Flea. C-
Y'all... I'm sorry but it has to be said.
Love the dress, love the hair, Jealous as fuckin' hell.
For the record, my friend posted that Rhea Wahlberg story yesterday and I was like, "According to the rules of Shade Court, that is not shade. Kara is definitely going to say it's not shade, I know it." And I was really excited to see if I was right. I've been studying really hard for shade tests in the real world.
How did this passage from the article not make the cut? Fun stuff, right?
I feel you.
fish eggs
You monsters...
I love cooking, and one of the best things about being married is having someone else around to eat my food, but it does seem a bit oppressive at times. I like to keep it on an even keel by naming my dishes after famous feminists. Such as my Lucretia Mott Marinara Sauce or Sojourner Truth Spicy Chicken Chili or…
The backstory is 1988.
Uzo also makes excellent lipstick choices:
OMG I can't believe I missed this: