The stench emiting from apartment 304 was awful. Sarah felt the bile begin to rise in the back of her throat.

Don't go fast.

There needs to be a museum dedicated to Garth Brooks' magical shirt collection.

Woo, an excuse to bust out another Harrowing Tale of Shit I Ate as a Kid.

This doesn't excuse anything, because I don't believe you have the right to really complain about our political state if you were fully capable of voting and just didn't, but one thing I noticed about people my age (20s) is how utterly demoralized they are with the state of our government, particularly Congress.…

I said it on twitter and I'll say it here: I hope everyone in Illinois sees what Bruce Rauner does to minimum wage, unions, women's rights and health, and feels fucking ashamed of themselves. His policies will only make this state worse, but more importantly will only make the divide between the north side of Chicago…

Here ya go!

What's the bottom shelf stuff? Also, can you share one thing you see that comes closest Wolf of Wall Street in terms decadence/depravity?

In a word. No. True Story: 2011, the wife wanted the new Kia Sportage. The salesman told us the body was made of titanium... exit stage left...

Anyone slightly bugged by pants=boss and the implication that skirt=?

Calling it: Frustrated Housewife is actually a PUA believer who wrote in hoping for validation of his belief that women who want equality in relationships are actually pushing against thier natural urges, that what they all really want deep down is the kind of in-charge macho man that he tries so unsuccessfully to…

Logan has gone 'full-Vegeta' in this.

Just saiyan.

Are you sure it's not a "seeing into the afterlife to talk with Grandma" joke, like it seems to be? It's pretty well veiled, if it's a joke about the XBox seeing you masturbate. Do you see masturbation jokes everywhere? Am I making one now?

Amanda Palmer? Trying anyway?

We just celebrated our 30th. That's not the hard stuff up there. The hard stuff comes later when Bad Things happen that test your commitment to each other in ways you never expected. Health issues, job loss, family issues with parents and loved ones - those are the things that are truly hard and will test your…

On what planet is Gena Davis unlikable? I've always liked her. She has a foundation that works towards gender equality in Hollywood and almost made the Olympic archery team well before the Hunger Games was a thing. She also starred in a lot of feminist type roles. Always one of my favorites.

My sister and I shared this Barbie Dream House, and my Malibu PJ had to sleep on the couch on the second floor, which was bullllllshit.

How is it false hope?