Oh good! Now instead of going into H&M and taking 30 items into the change room and leaving with 1 that fits correctly and doesn't seem like it will fall apart after wearing it twice, I can have those 30 pieces shipped to the comfort of my home.

It really would have been much cooler if she'd thrown a Gypsy: The Musical themed birthday party. Your loss, Ms. Gomez.

He has no idea how hostile a workplace can be when there's an overwhelming female majority and they all hate each other.

What the Independent should be asking is why Top Gear allowed a POS American version of Top Gear to exist.

― Mitch Hedberg

Pfffft.

I was broke for a few years. I squatted and ate out of dumpsters.

To be fair, it seems like the biggest step you took was "moving back home." For many of us who have careers that are localized in only one area, that's not an option. So how do you recover from the brink of being broke when you: 1. Make close to minimum wage for 40-60 hours per week (eliminating the possibility of a…

Sorry, I'm going to be that annoying person and just point out (in my capacity as an Egyptologist), that the image captioned as an ancient Egyptian "mother and baby sarcophagus" is not a sarcophagus, and does not represent a mother and baby. It's a statue of an official named Senenmut (he's sitting with his knees…

I don't watch "Hell on Wheels" for the the awesome story line. Ya dig?

Not being ashamed of your feet is easy when you don't have brachymetatarsia. I guess I was doomed with a defective body. Everything that's wrong with me can be found on the left side of my body (brachymetatarsia, underdeveloped ear, myopia in the left eye, etc.) Doomed, I tell you.

All I got.

I'm not Doug, but here's my cat.

A girl's toothbrush lacks honor.

A quote from Monsieur in discussing this article: "If I sold my Beanie Baby to you for a sack of gold, which one of us would be the foolish one?"

At the end of the day, we can all agree on one thing.

I just lost my Nana last month at the age of 93. So this made me cry a lot. This was a beautiful tribute. My Nana was also an amazing woman who inspired her entire family. She was running five music programs a week at the home she lived in with my Grandpa up until a month before she died. When her body started to fail…

We are really glossing over the most important thing in this ad. What is a caramilk bar and why don't I have one in my mouth right now?

Xenu baby, slip a Clear Sound Listening System under the tree, for me