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This is proof that sociopaths can also be fucking idiots.

I think in the case of The Mooch his absence is probably preferable

Who’s NOT drinking, anybody? (That’s a reference to the first episode of The Real World in NY, first season). I have Vitamin Water Zero lemonade with Tito’s vodka, and it’s good, yet my ice cubes are melting so fast because it’s so hot. I bet Heather Dubrow of the Plastic Surgery Kingdom Dubrows never has that problem

Damn, Taylor...OWN your boob job! Edit to give her a modicum of respect on that non-denial.

The Internet of Dead Girls

In the industry of internet writing, certain truths become doctrine: Anger is effective, outrage more so, and dead

I was dating this guy, and it was really early in the relationship. We’re talking maybe our second or third date. He picked me up and we went canoeing (I know, I know...but I’m an active person that and appealed to me).

I had a really horrible date once. The guy shared his fantasty with me of having me fist him in the parking lot of a McDonald’s and call him my bitch, he even suggested we go do that right now! We were in the car after having gone to see a movie, so I quickly got out of the car and ran back into the movie theater, and

Worst date: Dude showed up wearing jorts, carrying 2 handguns and a concealed carry license, and accidentally punched me when over-enthusiastically reaching for his beer.

I feel very creeped out.

“I sold my friend the drugs she used to overdose, and I went to prison, but I learned *sooo* much about myself in the process ❤️”

Looks legit to me. In fact, it reminds me of the time my brother was dating my former best friend who was also the mother of the child who’s father was my sister’s boyfriend.

who?

Lack of sleep is one of the 7 Deadly Sins, right?