It’s been 20 or so years since for me - I was at BRF. Looks like the jokes spread all over!

Also, if you know “the beer is in the pickup,” we may have worked together.

Oh, I bet you do...

And wacky antics ensue...

I know the significance. Eating a Pop Tart helps, too.

You are a good person. Please see my similar (yet less polite) post.

You are a good person. Please see my similar (yet less polite) post.

Edited to add: how many stars will it take for me to offered a job as a copy editor? ‘Cause, damn.

“look at those pecks”

Thanks for the assist!

In other horrifying news, the NAACP has issued a travel advisory for a state in the United States of America, their first ever. Congratulations, Missouri.

Starred, agreed, and LOVE your handle.

Sure. Tell that to the Jezebelles that (rightfully) condemn the MRA douchebags that write articles about the types of women that piss them off.

So, a site that seems to generally disapprove of stereotypes on principle publishes an article that’s a big stereotype.

I gotta admit, I’m pretty cheesed that Salenger is off the market (not that I’d likely get chance to meet her, or anything). She was one of my first celeb crushes in high school, and she’s still a stone fox:

Soooo mature. Tell your story walkin’, punk. Maybe when you get growns-up, you can make some friends.

Um, not asinine, not bigoted, and hubris? You’re the one who declared yourself the arbiter of how to eat encased meats and the expert on where to find any that are worth eating.

Whatever, man. You don’t know me. I’ve done my time. Shame you gotta be like that. How often do you go north of Ohio? There’s plenty of good stuff up here, y’know. How’s the theater scene down there (heh)? But you gotta be all back of the yards/26th & California, right?

Does Carm’s count? Polk & Carpenter, across from Fontano’s deli. Fontano’s (est. 1963) has the city’s best subs, BTW. Get a Big L today, thank me tomorrow.

Northsiders are “Real Chicagoans,” just like Sout’siders. The country hasn’t got enough divisiveness that you have to get all cross-town?