Next time a dude tries to patronize me about politics I’m going to say his opinion is irrelevant and he should stick to Football and sports.

Seconded only by John Stewart, who absolutely seriously handed Carlson his ass on Crossfire and Carlson couldn’t seem to get over it. I assume the entire world has already seen and loved this, but just in case here’s a yummy little gift for you this evening:

I can’t believe Tucker Carlson is still a thing.

We generally have a pretty fucked up idea of what “forgiveness” means. For example, when the Catholic Church says “Abuse victims need to forgive our priests”, what they’re saying is, “Abuse victims need to drop their lawsuits against the church”.

Every time I look at the picture of him with his finger pointed in the air, mid-shout, I get chills. It’s horrifying and yet it’s one of the best-composed pictures I’ve ever seen; the tie still ramrod-straight and yet tilted with the raising of his arm, the fact that the gun is almost an after-thought in his moment of…

I helped piss off Voldemotrump with a twenty dollar bill

They already are though. I think the left needs to stop worrying so much about what the right thinks of us. Like...look at these people...racists, sexists, and homophobes who fell for fake news and Russian propaganda. I do not need to care what they think.

Oh, and y’all concern trolls can take your cries of “hypocrisy” and see if they protect you when Trump’s brownshirts have you up against the wall. Like, really, save it. People out here trying every legal way to prevent fascism and you’re tone policing and concern trolling about “optics.”

This week

She’s transforming back into her true state

Let me stop you right there, my bro

Kirk later claimed that the legs he’d so neatly cut out from under his own campaign during the debate had in fact been lost during his last tour in Afghanistan.

you go to a junior collenge

YOU ARE INCORRECT, SIR OR MADAM

I have two ears and a heart, don’t I?

This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

I put her with Kathleen Turner, Helen Mirren, and Emma Thompson in the Amazing Women You Would Have a Great Time Drinking With But Do Not *Ever* Want to Piss Off group. I should probably add Meryl Streep to that group, too.

This is some peak white nonsense right here. He tried to do what lots of white male artists do: Use another, oppressed groups’s images, add some scribbles, and call it art. When questioned about it, he can’t really articulate why he isn’t just another white man using Black bodies to be edgy, shocking, controversial,…

HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND BROODY AND THINKING AND JUST SO VERY VERY. PLEASE TAKE THIS COMMENT BACK AND APOLOGIZE