I’d think of his big, huge... heart. Yeah.

I wouldn’t give a crap. Honestly.

You’re 50% wrong.

You do know that you can just not click on them, right? Because that’s probably the easiest option.

Hopoo sure is freaking awesome.

This should be an emote.

So Nintendo Guy is the new Dude Huge.

Because having more garbage cans doesn’t make a city cleaner. What makes a city cleaner is more polite people.

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“That said, get a real fucking job.”

“Essentially shifting from a paid model to a F2P one.”

My god. Let me explain it to you, since you’re finding it so hard to understand.

Nah, that’s too logical. Where’s the fun in making sense?

Sure, keep telling yourself that. You’ll feel better.

Blah blah.

No. This isn’t epic games. This is Bluehole. An established company that can take hits.

Wow, what an incredibly smart comment. Thank you for your input.

My god, the solution is pretty simple.

I almost made a “your mom” joke.

That’s no excuse, actually.