“Essentially shifting from a paid model to a F2P one.”

My god. Let me explain it to you, since you’re finding it so hard to understand.

Nah, that’s too logical. Where’s the fun in making sense?

Sure, keep telling yourself that. You’ll feel better.

Blah blah.

No. This isn’t epic games. This is Bluehole. An established company that can take hits.

Wow, what an incredibly smart comment. Thank you for your input.

My god, the solution is pretty simple.

I almost made a “your mom” joke.

That’s no excuse, actually.

“but apparently they’re content to waste the likes of Platinum’s finest on the PC”

Wow. Kotapoo.

I could. If it were horizontal.

I’ll never show anyone this clip. I won’t go through the shame of showing a vertical video.

Everyone likes to watch a master baiter do their thing.

The Switch has an advantage, though. It’s essentially the only portable option available.

Audacious or crazy, I don’t care.

Unfortunately that “G” sounds more like the one in “Game”.

I hope you’re right on this one.

The “I don’t like it, therefore, it shouldn’t exist” mentality is, unfortunately, very common among us gamers.