I eventually got most of my friends to play it. I tried telling them about it, but it didn’t have the impact I wanted. But I had something I could say that would turn them.

That’s not exactly controversial. It’s just wrong.

They could sell it as DLC for like $30. I’m willing to bet that more people would end up paying that every year.

They could sell it as DLC. It would be cheaper for them to make, because they wouldn’t need to print it, send it over, etc. And it would be cheaper for the players too.

I’m just one example, so of course you can’t draw definitive conclusions off of, only my opinion.

I’d agree with you, but that last part kinda ruined it.

“STAT | 47% - The percentage of male mobile gamers who play 10 hours or more a week who said they would play more if they were assured to play only with others of their own gender.”

Welp. At least Itagaki’s games had nice, jiggly boobs.

And improvements in jiggle physics. Without him, our game boobs are getting outdated fast.

Nah. That would be Tomonobu Itagaki. 

Quick! Go to CNN.com and write “Quality journalism! Straight from Reuters to CNN!”

Lots of people do. Trust me, I’d know.

Can I help you?

Nice trolling.

Dude. You’re old!

Pfft. Kids these days...

You call that nostalgic?

Sorry, but THIS is nostalgic.

No, you’re wrong again.

The name is amusing.

No, you’re wrong.