Quick! Go to CNN.com and write “Quality journalism! Straight from Reuters to CNN!”

Lots of people do. Trust me, I’d know.

Can I help you?

Nice trolling.

Dude. You’re old!

Pfft. Kids these days...

You call that nostalgic?

Sorry, but THIS is nostalgic.

No, you’re wrong again.

The name is amusing.

No, you’re wrong.

Quite possibly. Yes.

About your note: No excuses. I’m personally offended.

Jason did nothing wrong.

“Fruit will grow faster if I throw money at it.”

Welp. I tried my best with this crappy and old joke 😅

Ok, but will it be in...

That’s not his point.

By reading the article.

Bye!

If you’re the one who’s going to answer, it’s easy.