You kinda are...

Your opinions are, impressively, continuously wrong. You’re pretty good at it.

You’re entitled to your opinion.

OK, just to be sure that I won’t do anything wrong, what illegal but free online streaming service should I not use?

I don’t know exactly why, but I like this piece.

The answer is in your question: You haven’t seen any episodes.

Actually, they don’t. But they really really want to, so they keep repeating that until it feels true enough.

Jeremy, you’re an asshole.

I know why they chose to emulate Sonic 06.

This is not really a game I would play... but I have to admit:

I can’t play it without all the interactive paper debris.

Or, you know, don’t.

Now I have my excuse to replay Otomedius Excellent.

Well, “mediocre” doesn’t mean “bad”. It means it’s average. It’s not bad, but also not good.

A dude who doesn’t know how to end an anime talking about the end of anime.

Have you played Legend of Grimrock (or 2)?

“Super Mario World may superficially be a collection of levels, just like its predecessors, but by linking everything together with an overworld map (a tradition that’s continued through to Super Mario 3D World on the Wii U), your efforts are made to feel more like a journey, rather than a gated progression through…

They are still not that big. Microsoft is.

There is most definitely a reason. And he didn’t say anything about it being legitimate. It’s justifiable, though: people like boobs. Justified.

Wasn’t it goatse.cx, though?