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Paramount:

Unspeakable acts of violence, I think

He's friends with Joe fucking Jonas! 

I can’t even imagine what kind of shit André would get into with Worf, son of Mogh. 

Dermot Mulroney knows the meaning of the word pals. 

Would you ask Tom Petty to clarify this statement on AI?! 

You could ask my sister Pam, but she's always at work. 

DIRTY STEVE! 

Deep cut! 

How dare you sir 

According to Pom Klementieff, who plays a skilled and dangerous killer named Paris in the new film...”

Gotta load up on wagon axles and oxen if you want to survive the Oregon Trail. And don't ford the fucking river, caulk that shit. 

Sounds like something an AI would say!

Ooh a troll account, that's fun. 

Feels like a bag of sand...

Considering some of the brilliant comedies on TV right now, the critical success of Abbott Elementary is inexplicable. It’s derivative as hell and it’s just not that funny. I've tried to give it a chance, but in the end it's just a boring, cookie cutter network sitcom with really, really good press. 

Hey, corporations are people too! 

I've said it once and I'll say it again, are there no Pinkertons to break these haughty purveyors of prose? 

I particularly enjoyed all the car pranks in the episode.