I really liked Season 1 of The Bear, but I don't know if I can take that kind of vicarious stress again. 

I can't wait until someone tells me I'm gaslighting them so I can say they're gaslighting themselves by being crazy. That's brilliant. 

I think Eli and Logan would get along well enough, though. You really can’t intimidate John Goodman. 

Hard to say. All I know is that if someone brutally murdered my child and I got ahold of them, gleeful torture would be the least of their problems. Would that make me a monster? I don't know, and I don't particularly care. 

When will Charlie Grandy's reign of terror end? 

When will Mindy Kaling's reign of terror end? 

How can Whoopi Goldberg literally be Pat Sajak's job? 

He'll take all your money.

Don't forget Da Golly. 

The Molatov-Ribbentorp Pact was just a way for Hilter to buy time to invade the Soviet Onion. 

One of history's greatest monstres. Like Plo Pot, Atella the Hin, or "Weird Al" Yankovic. 

I cannot sanction this tomfoolery. 

I liked that part in The Road where bad things happened. 

No ticket! 

Play it backwards. Not only did Paul die, but Satan eats Cheez Whiz. 

Not a big fan of the hair, though. It gives people...ideas.

Hopefully 50 years from now, AI will have progressed enough to allow the Gallagher brothers to call each other cunts from beyond the grave. 

The Beatles? They’re okay. They’re no The 1975, obviously, but they're still pretty good. 

Jesus fucking slays.