Prison Anal 

Hey, I'm a discount caregiver! I keep trying to get the elderly residents to call me Pillboi, but you know...dementia. 

Yeah, I mean, I don't want to die either. Death kind of sucks! 

And Dave Filoni succeeds where millions of fanfic writers have failed! 

Right? Except for me it wasn’t a song, it was a romantic relationship with another human being. Basically the same thing though. 

“You can’t mumble the message of a pop song in the last verse.”

Oh, so it really wasn't him? Ok. 

With articles like this, the only novel things AI will be creating are different ways for humans to experience pain.

This article is astonishingly hostile towards artificial intelligence and creativity. I can see only three eventual outcomes here:

“Miller has, of course, previously generated a great deal of press—but not the good kind, like you’d want"

The Frisky Dingo reference is appreciated. 

When is Killer Mike going to drop his global warming concept album? 

Seconded. Having lost both parents (who were not great people), I felt like he was absolutely brilliant in that scene. The "Can we get him out of there?" line deserves an Emmy in and of itself. 

Agreed, but Culkin inhabited his role in a way Odenkirk just isn’t able to do...as good as the latter is, he’s just not in Culkin’s (or Strong's) league. 

How quickly we forget his brief, yet powerful turn in the seminal 90's torture porn thriller Home Alone.

I heard there was a werewolf problem in Mayfair, so. 

A name like Bissell, and his weapon of choice isn't a vacuum cleaner? 

Spoiler alert: he sucks at music. Oh, and:

He is wrong, and I'm filming a three hour video essay for my YouTube channel explaining why. 

“plus he's so dreamy."