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A Post-Kinjapocalyptic Wasteland
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I know this dude is famous and pretty damned trendy at the moment, but I have so clue who Timothée Chalamet actually is. 

What, are you an expert on Cox? Zing! 

I don’t even think the current staff writers are old enough to watch THE SHIELD yet. 

When you're finished posting, how about finishing up this colonoscopy you started on me here? 

This is probably all Rory’s fault. I hate Rory. 

Why the fuck are you greyed?

Mini riot, actually. 

You've gotta get with Lin Manuel Miranda and write this motherfucking musical. 

Wahoo! Frozen 2 sucked. 

Oh no, she's going to announce a 25th century show and then cancel it, isn't she? 

Finally, they're going to tie this show into the MCU. Not sure how they're going to deal with the Zendaya issue, but I'm confident Kevin Feige has a solution. 

I mean, presumably God does know, but you also know how Rian Johnson likes to subvert expectations. Even Christ Himself was reported to be “perplexed” by the Canto Blight subplot.

I’m not going to say Kathleen Kennedy shouldn’t be in charge of Star Wars, but keep her away from Star Trek. We already have it bad enough with Kurtzman. 

Come, boy, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the Rian Johnson trilogy and the end of your insignificant Obi-Wan series. 

Historically speaking, the concept of the theater audience being silent non-participants in the play is relatively new. Who among us has not read the rousing accounts of barely literate Englishmen singing along to "" I Shalt Always Love Thou" during performances at the Globe Theater? 

After Quentin Tarantino’s masterful Once Upon A Time … In Hollywood (2019), the world suddenly had a hankering for older Hollywood fare where men were more manly and not everything onscreen was so PC.”

It was a good movie. Not transcendent, but an amusing, fun little flick. My seven year old loved it. Level clear.

Popular, deceased playwright Tennessee Williams.

Dis m'en plus dis m'en plus 

Especially English teachers, though. Probably.