You are not hip to the musics of today. 

I remember when rock was young. 

I'd watch the shit out of a movie where a future starship crew travels back in time to retrieve Brandon Fraser and his mate to repopulate the species. 

It was glorious. 

It was...fine. Nothing revolutionary. 

Well, the same personal thoughts on a subject are not always shared by the same composers of an article. 

Into the Spiderverse was the most overrated movie I've ever seen. There. I said it. Now I can live without that weighing me down. 

Porn excepted, obviously. 

If the sequel doesn't have Wart as the main bad guy, we riot at dawn. 

If Lou Albano was alive, he’d be in this movie's opening and closing scenes and we’d all love it, damn it

I’ll watch The Whale Returns as long as The Rock co-stars as a badly rendered CGI character. 

I read that this was apparently going to be a Doki Doki Panic movie, but they just reanimated the main characters to make it more palatable to American audiences. 

He's a funny guy, but he seems to take himself far too seriously. 

Yeah. I may not love this particular style of animation, but you have a point about creativity. 

The commercial makes no sense. Affleck didn’t have to wait in line for an hour because there were only three people working. Must be some weird fantasy Dunkin. 

It can be two things!™

I went into the theater thinking it was going to suck, and ended up paying 25 bucks for a digital copy for my kid when it came out on, uh, home video (or whatever we call it now). I never buy new movies...just usually wait until they’re streaming for free.

I’m bummed about the new TMNT animation, especially after the beautiful, flowing animation of the previous TMNT iteration (that no one seemed to care about, sadly). Ben Schwartz as a cocky Leonardo! It was great! 

People are always saying we’re in the end times, but it Never. Fucking. Happens.

There had better be a fucking Cappy cameo. I’ve spent countless hours throwing that sentient bitch of a hat around and I want to see him/it.