The US is a bastion of workers’ rights, a place where collective action gets results.

I hope NBC can get some Pinkerton men to come teach these unruly laborers a lesson!

In a 69 his Owen Wilson nose will tickle your rear. 

Lana. Lana. LANNNAAAA! 

I dunno. I can’t remember when the AV Club backlash against him began. 

I don’t think they actually like Taika Waititi here. Just saying. 

Hollywood doesn't have time to make a real Survivor show, on a real deserted island with real castaways. Hell's Kitchen is open and it's the hottest dinner ticket in LA! 

Maybe talk to your friends about how I should win a billion dollars, please 

Counterpoint: Sublime with Rome. 

Poor guy never has to hear people yelling "PLAY FREE BIRD" at him again. He's in a better place. 

And your bird can sing. 

Is Rob Paulsen involved? Because he should be. 

Best theme song by far 

Generally speaking, there are bigger plausibility issues within the TMNT universe than turtle orthodontia. 

REGULATORS!!! 

Did you stop, collaborate and listen? 

Man I miss Adam Yauch. That guy could drop science like Galileo dropped the orange. 

Tough but fair. 

Lot of people lost their heads over that one. 

The Yellowstone Cinematic Universe can’t stop growing, and I can’t start giving a shit about it. Everyone loses.