Thanks MR. COLLEGE. What's next, suggesting fact-checking and editors? 

Does the protagonist beat up ten dudes in an elevator? Because otherwise this is not pure cinema. How many quips per second (qps) does this so-called masterpiece have? How many qps in inappropriate situations? Right. Sure. 

I am the walrus? 

He also compared himself to an island, which is a rather large geographical feature to be comparing one's self to. That's ego. 

Doink the Clown remains the best wrestling gimmick. 

Not like "brother" did, brother. Now say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong. 

Honestly, Gilmore Girls would have been so much better if James Gunn's weird brother had killed people, starting with the insufferable Rory. 

Oh dear, don’t start with the rock puns. That’s not allowed.

Da Pope is a-dead!

Surprised people aren't bringing up her Woody Allen comments. Although I just did. Damn it. 

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9...

My artistic inspiration:

And yet people accept Avatar’s premise without complaint? This is outrageous. Like “Jem and the Holograms” outrageous. It even hits Okona levels of outrageous.

Slap, etc. 

I've never even heard of this movie. 

My expectations were appropriately subverted by this comment. But your next comment needs to be full of fan service and feature the inexplicable return of a dead villain. 

Knives Out: The Motion Picture 

I'm so tired of Rian Johnson. All he does is cry, baby, cry. 

He was such a stupid get.