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I hope the episode he's in features some sort of comical misunderstanding. That would be nice. 

I have a distinct memory of Nelson Mandela taking me to see a second Avatar movie before he died in 2013. Pretty sure it was called "Avatar: The Tao of Steve."

Wait, are you saying Elon Musk might completely lack any sense of business ethics? No wonder his fans love him so much, he’s a Gilded Age 2.0 robber baron. 

It’s funny that whenever a right-leaning celebrity behaves badly and people call them on it, it’s called a “derangement syndrome." No, we just don't like your moronic hero of the moment. It's not a mental illness on our part. 

Well, I guess it's actually understandable that I got a Community notification for this. 

He'd make a fantastic James Bond Jr. though. 

No shit. “Famous, Rich Actor Hates Role That Made Him Famous, Rich.” I wish I had these kinds of problems. 

There's a new Avatar movie out?! 

It’s impossible for Yeoh to look uncool. She even made playing Space Hitler seem kind of awesome. And she ate a sentient being onscreen. 

Strangely, my pilot, a gritty retelling of the Yogi Bear story entitled JELLYSTONE, was picked up by absolutely no one. And I had Huckleberry Hound straight up murdering a guy.

Wait until you see 9883 BCE!

Aren't we all. 

But how does Dutton eat and breathe, and other science facts? 

Why doesn’t Sam Worthington, the biggest blue cat alien, not simply eat the other blue cat aliens?

Well done sir

What’s controversial about Jane Fonda? Also, who’s Jane Fonda?”

How sassy is the hair flipping? 

Even if everything they say is true, I still...don't care.