I think that’s the punishment for a robot killing a human, actually.

Surprisingly enough, I could and did! My wife's a fan, and Swifties always want you to listen to JUST THIS ONE SONG THAT WILL TOTALLY MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND. I estimate I've listened to at least several albums' worth of these paeans to things Taylor finds important (exes, her own behavior, how others view her). 

Hey, Taylor started out as a struggling indie artist, too, right?

Taylor doesn’t like climate change, guys!

You know, it’s funny you mention something feeling like going through several bear attacks, Taylor. I’ve listened to several of your self-centered-to-the-point-of-solipsism albums, and that’s exactly the analogy I’d use for my experience!

This seems like a long time. But I’m not particularly knowledgeable about the facts of the case, so whatever.

Very confused why I got a Community notification for this. 

“Ruby Sunday” is my favorite classic rock song. It’s right up there with “Rocky Rabbit” and "Lucy in the Sky with Emeralds."

Oh, I’m sure there were people in 1964 saying Beatlemania was the worst. And no, they’re most definitely not perfect. Even their best albums have weak spots. But while the weak spots in their early work were usually just misfires, the weak spots in their later work show most when the collaborative process broke down…

Yeah. Guys like Prince, they’re flashier and perhaps better musicians, but people like Petty will always have a stronger, more durable legacy. Prince was an icon, yeah, but Tom Petty was a legend. Prince was all about Prince; Tom Petty was about the music. Etc. 

That's So The Kinja Caffeine Spider. 

Pretty sure it was before his psychedelic era, when he met the Maharishi and grew that mustache. 

As long as we remember him, he’s not gone. Still pretty dead, but not gone. 

ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG WALTUH

Even Zep couldn't make that slog of a song good. 

I miss him like he was someone I knew. But I like to think he’s up there in the cool, non-Christian heaven, takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.

Me too. And George Harrison. Roy Orbison, too. Listening to “End of the Line” is tough when you think about how many of the Wilburys are gone.

Sex, and ejaculating in particular, is apparently not conducive to playing at a high level of football. It doesn’t appear to hurt one’s basketball-playing abilities, though (see Chamberlain, Wilt).

Meanwhile, Tuesday won't get off the phone with me. 

Gee, who would have imagined noted huge asshole Tom Brady was a miserly fuck, too?