All dudes are. It's a dude thing. 

70s Elton is the best Elton, but nothing from The Lion King? 

Ironically, Mirror Shatner is a nice, amiable guy. 

You are not hip to the musics of today. 

Eh, doesn’t matter. The winner takes it all. 

I initially read “dangerous” as “dungeon” and got a little excited. I apparently suffer from a very sexy learning disability. Know what I call it? 

Yeah, and they’ll BURN IN HELL FOR IT, TOO!

Well, remember what Jesus preached at the Sermon on the Mount: “Blessed are the cheesemakers, and lol no homo."

If they have trouble remembering, maybe the back of your hand will remind them. Or they’ll “fall down the stairs.” Oh, and praise the Lord, my brother in Christ!

Catch Lacey Chabert in "You Made Me Do That," the heartwarming new Christmas movie from The God Channel or whatever the fuck it is! 

Cut it out!

On behalf of straight people everywhere, I humbly apologize for the bigoted idiot from Full House. How rude! 

If she's into the kind of marriage her husband is probably into, her name should be "Make me a sandwich before church, woman."

I think you mean "homophones."

Baby, everyone knows that! You dummy. 

Even if you think adhering to “leftie wokism” (which is more often than not common courtesy and empathy in action) indicates someone is scum, I strongly advise taking a look at the far right. Wokism can come off as too earnest and strident to some, but at least it’s well-intentioned. Far right philosophies are just…

#KoopaLivesMatter

Mm hmm. 

I just hope she is hip to the musics of today. I’m certainly not. No idea who or what SZA is.