I muddle through.

Who? 

How I Met Your Pikachu will be a ratings smash. 

Would you ask Tom Petty that question? 

I mean...should we be expecting impartiality here? 

Was it so gradual you didn't even notice? We have ways of doing things around here, you see. 

Truth. 

“Oh, the k.d lang special! Sure!"

Rider Strong would make a fantastic porn name. 

He would have run in the opposite direction all right...to Shawn. His one true love. 

CHRISTOPHA

Better than Mussolini, I guess. 

The inexplicable career of Chastain continues. 

I hate second gear too. 

Fun? 

If I want to create an anti-time anomaly that will consume the entire Alpha Quadrant, I'll try it your way, okay? 

Around the time Matthew Perry revealed he would not, in fact, be there for us. 

Don’t worry, Jennifer. We’ll always love you, even during your "hanging out with Ravi Shankar" phase. 

And unions. That'd be nice, too.