Degrassi fucking rules, in all its iterations. It goes there. Like you think, nah, it won’t go there, and it does. Not always politely, either. And no one ever goes to class, unless it’s the original Degrassi dude’s computer class. Love it.

True, but what kind of hell must be it be like to be alive after death with the consciousness of an infant or someone with dementia?

She's a no good b! 

Considering how easy it is to alter consciousness when one is alive, the idea that consciousness is strong enough to survive death seeks more in the realm of fantasy. But you did say "quantum,' so there's probably some scientific validity there somewhere. 

I hope Michael Caine is in it. 

Why? The idea of an afterlife seems completely counterintuitive to me. What natural mechanism could possibly allow for the continuation of life after death? 

This sounds like the first interesting movie in ages. High concept films are cool, even if they're imperfect. 

Although “SUPPLIES!” probably won’t make a comeback in the sequel.

Yeah, but even the original Mirage Turtles weren't really vulgar. They just actually used ninja weapons to kill people. 

Even a super-creepy, rapey clock is right twice a day. 

Why is it that Cobra Kai gets to exist, but my R-rated live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles project gets restraining orders placed against me by film studios? We all loved when Raphael said "damn," now let's hear Donatello call Leonardo a fucking jerkoff! 

You'll know when you need to know. 

Al can lift curses. True fans know this. 

Al, if you’re reading these comments, please know that your music got me through many a troubled day in my childhood and I truly appreciate it. If I were the stalkery type, you’d be right up there on my list of people to, you know, stalk. You, Sir Patrick Stewart, and Timothy Olyphant. My Big Three. 

Well, there was that time he shot his father. And not just once; as I recall, he often had trouble differentiating his father from a drug crazed Nazi in darkened rooms. 

Daniel Radcliffe would love hanging out with me, because I've never read or seen Harry Potter and I'd do anything I could to get him laid. Weird Al would probably be fun to hang out with, but I'd keep the conversation centered along things like the Rolling Stones. Wouldn't try to get him laid, as he's a family man and…

“Melanie" has definitely not aged well. And there's that reggae song about buying a condo that might get people angry. 

I'm not. :(

Al Yankovic is the one person I believe represents all that is good in humanity. If I found out he was a racist or some kind of sex criminal, I honestly don't know if I could recover. 

I wonder it it had anything to do with that whole Tiffany Haddish kid video scandal.