Don't worry darling, this will not be a pun thread. 

It's crazy that Don't Worry Darling will be streaming and yet Keanu Reeves still walks the Earth! 

It was pretty riveting when I watched it a year ago, but I’ve never had the urge to rewatch it. 

Correct. 

Geez, even Something Awful only charged $10. 

I don't know about you guys, but Armageddon out of this conversation!

Musk isn't going to let you gargle his balls, bro

Any war that escalates to the point where a nation’s sovereignty is at risk—whether it be China, Russia, the US, or maybe France and the UK—is going to go nuclear. That’s kind of my definition of a true world war, but YMMV. I suppose there could be a world war fought with conventional weapons, but I'd still invest in…

I'd rather read about Matthew Perry and Olivia Wilde having a sarcastic, sexy baby than see any more Musk news. Go away, Elon. Mars isn't far enough. Alpha Centauri, maybe. 

Anyone want to transcribe this bitch? 

I wasn’t peeing at that rest stop... 

Biden/Gunn 2024

What if that Joss Whedon fella got involved? He’s handy with a quip! Nothing problematic about him, unless you have a problem with laughing! Grr. Argh

I’m more concerned about Taylor putting a stupid ass skit in the middle of the “Anti-Hero” video. Stop trying to be funny, Taylor. You're not funny. Ever. 

Doesn't anyone remember laughter? 

When's Peacemaker S2 coming out? 

I gotta pee

Well, at least trench warfare won’t be a major feature of the next world war. That's a plus. The living will envy the dead, but at least we won't get trench foot. 

Knowing this shitty universe, Kinja will be the only surviving remnant of our lost civilization and your mistake will endure until the Earth falls into the expanding, swollen Sun.

Are we still talking about Brad Pitt?