Trump must be chomping at the bit. As is the media, I imagine. 

Is it weird that despite enjoying the first season of The White Lotus, I have almost no interest in another round? 

AV Club grammar is simply streets ahead, whereas you are streets behind. 

That list is so 90s it actually hurts. 

If I'm on that jury, and Weinstein is staring at me...I'm voting to convict on general principles. Does he think he intimidates anyone? 

I mean...yeah, that's basically their entire purpose. 

Well it doesn't help. 

Sorry! All I wanna do is have some fun. 

Well, don’t play shitty soft alternative rock and you won’t get shit thrown at your hand.

What a crappy time to be alive. 

Oh, this should be fun.

To be fair, no one told Perry life was gonna be this way. 

He's more forehead than man, now. 

Dirty. 

Fucking disqus! 

Ideally, one shouldn't wish death upon anyone. What did Cap say? We don't trade lives. 

Joe Piscopo is alive? 

Come on, Chandler. If any name would have sufficed, OLIVIA WILDE WAS RIGHT THERE. 

Crying over seeing a bunch of your friends again?

I am the walrus?