Huh. Who knew Tom Hanks was the Jack Reacher of our dreams?

I'd honestly rather see The Rock punch out Superman. Drop The People's Elbow, etc. I don't think Johnson understands that nobody gives a shit about Black Adam. Like at all.

I'm just wondering how Olivia Wilde will connect this to her struggles as a female auteur.

“A crowd of people turned away...”

It’s true, success is always the best measure of quality.

Waiting so long...Waiting so long

Cast lip-sync! Cast lip-sync!

Yeah, liver failure is scary to watch. Kidney failure isn't a picnic either. I guess we all die of some kind of organ failure in the end. 

Counterpoint: drugs are great, but should not be used to comical excess.

And yet some people take the smell thing way too far. When I worked with people with colostomy bags, I had fellow care staff putting mint rub under their noses and sighing the whole time they were in with the person cleaning out the bag. Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's nasty, but it's not as bad as a rotting corpse or…

Badly playing a teenager.

It won't be.

Far future here. Things aren't great. Trump happened.

Mulaney just seems so scuzzy to me now. Not really interested in his work anymore.

I can no longer understand reviews that aren't just recaps of what happened in the movie or show. Ebert would be incomprehensible gobbledygook now.

Can’t be any worse than that one TNG episode.

I’m trying to research it a bit to be sure. But as is the AV Club site is becoming unusable. I don’t even care about ads normally, but Jesus. Is anyone else experiencing this or am I the only moron without an adblocker?

Maybe Dave Filoni will get the job, and immediately begin adding super-powerful original characters that all the old characters absolutely love and adore. And the new characters will have been there the whole time. And—oh, what, like there’s not room in the WHOLE ENTIRE DC UNIVERSE for new Dave Filonisues? Just…