I’m calling it right now, VP is Matt Schimkowitz. SWERVE! 

Or taught, more likely. 

Your feeling would be incorrect. 

You can count on my steel! 

I want what she's having, am I right? 

Yes, because we all strive for an elevated level of discourse here. Always. 

The irony...is delicious 

I like “listen to (and believe) women, unless we really, really like the accuser" myself. 

This thread is helping me reach nirvana!

Yes, indeed there were! And yet, the production of “Don’t Worry Baby” was...harmonious.

Be careful, your Highness. Any dosage of DWD coverage shot straight into your veins is an overdose. Smoke some Nick Kroll trivia first. Get acclimated. 

I just wonder if she really believes the stuff she says, or if she’s just seething with hate for anyone giving her the tiniest amount of sass and wildly overcompensating. No pun intended. 

I don't get it. I encounter a krazy klown in real life, he's not getting 140 minutes to torture and mutilate me. I'm kicking his ass right there and then. 

Never mind, I found it. It's a surprisingly meditative thinkpiece on the life of a French peasant during the reign of the Sun King. I only vomited twice and called emergency services once. 

If Paul McCartney ever dies (again), this Andor dude could take over for him in a second. 

There was a Terrifier 1?

Is it possible for Olivia Wilde to come off any more insincere and self-serving? She says all the right things, but you can feel her hatred of anyone who gives her even the slightest bit of pushback oozing through her every word. 

I remember running through the wet grass. 

Oh, what, so Issa Rae thinks she’s Better than Ezra?!

HE RATES YOU!